Slippery chat.
The Park
Me: girls, we’re going to the park.
Girls: yeah!
Later, at the park.
Girls: are we at the park yet?
Me: yes! Look at all the grass and trees and flowers and birds.
Girls: this is not a park.
Me: what?
Girls: this is not a park.
Me: why not?
Girls: a park has swings and chutes to play on.
Me: …